January 2008
@meowrey lol (re: eddie murphy)
Jan 1st
December 2007
@anthonydylla Amen on the coffee
Dec 29th
@ckwinny You mean dutch babies?
Dec 29th
@homo_superior hahahah, yeah it made me gag!
Dec 29th
Oh God! My cat farted and it smells like someone dropped a rotten egg into the hot end of an air conditioner.
Dec 29th
I swear I’m gonna block my mom from leaving me voicemails
Dec 29th
When I enter a bathroom and the light is off, I’m always kinda like “What the hell was going on in here?”
Dec 28th
Here’s the formula, guy: Use your brights on me and you - and apparently your kids - get the finger
Dec 28th
Poured leftover coffee into the toilet. Someones going to think someone is really sick
Dec 28th
If you rely on yourself, you can be nice to yourself
Dec 27th
INTYPE v0.3 ROCKS!
Dec 27th
Turn gravity back on!!!! →
QUICK! but den I has to fly dis way! picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: the authority
Dec 26th
Aspiring horticulturalists: Catnip is very hearty. Still growing @ 27F
Dec 26th
da bugs dey is huge, da duckies dey glows →
should I be havin’ dis next eggnog? den stops drinking picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: caelum
Dec 26th
ur xmaz preznt →
holdz on, i has it soon n den u got dis… picture and lol caption: Liz
Dec 26th
Some rocks I like in my river. Some I throw out.
Dec 26th
feliznavidon’t →
wut, u don’t fink kittehs speak espanilol? picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: libraesque
Dec 26th
Good name for a band: “Kats Like Karpet”
Dec 25th
SUPER MARIO GALAXY!!!
Dec 25th
The Economist: Cement contributes double the amount of CO2 that aviation does.
Dec 25th
Itz Chistmas! →
Santa came! Get up, GET UP!!!!!1! needz coffeee… picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Ginny
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
Not a creature waz stirring… →
Daily Bonuf Lol* Psst. Think ur funny? Make ur own lol*whatever and see. cause dey all bizy sleepin… picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: phumi
Dec 25th
Macky D’s on Christmas? Class act, friend.
Dec 25th
Innocence lost: I just heard my sister say “fist fuck” for the first time ever
Dec 25th
“The city of David” Really? Dave City huh? Daveton?
Dec 25th
Kitty with your eyes so bright →
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight? or ask any lazor kitteh picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Susan
Dec 25th
James Roast only sings in falsettom
Dec 25th
In the Church’s register, tonight I’m “James Roast” from St. Louis Park
Dec 25th
Love is acceptance
Dec 25th
If I taught Sex Ed, I’d have a “Testes Test.”
Dec 25th
Independence is a wonderful thing. As is interdependence.
Dec 25th
I just farted into an expensive coat
Dec 25th
@meowrey: haha
Dec 24th
Usually, “You don’t want to know what’s on that” means “There’s semen on that.”
Dec 24th
@homo_superior er, to insure dreaming
Dec 24th
@homo_superior 5-hydroxytryptophan. Increases serotonin in the brain. Take before sleeping to ensure dre
Dec 24th
@homo_superior you could try kava, st johns wort, 5htp
Dec 23rd
@homo_superior that sucks„ is there a reason or is it all the time?
Dec 23rd
@homo_superior the anxiety. Anxiety sucks
Dec 23rd
@homo_superior that stinks :-\
Dec 23rd
I am better than this. I am bigger than this.
Dec 23rd
@meowrey haha. Great movie, isn’t it?
Dec 22nd
@homo_superior I’m glad you like the music! Yeah, I got way hooked on Miracle Fortress :-) I’m very happy you like em!
Dec 22nd
Holy shit, a phone booth!
Dec 21st
“Vetanarian.” I think you’re missing about three syllables, there.
Dec 21st
My conscious and unconscious types are the same. Apparently, I am who I ant to be. This is a great place to be.
Dec 21st
“I wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but I don’t let ‘em tell me what to do. I _don’t let ‘em tell me what to do_.” ~ George Bluth
Dec 21st
@lexibaby Where can I get a panda hoodie??
Dec 21st